Silly article today, but still drunk off turkey. Runner-ups For President of the European Union: http://tr.im/FBWi

Nat’l Geographic photo contest finalists. Beautiful pics: http://ping.fm/0PyVw

This bird works its ass off to get laid: http://ping.fm/q52p3

New Men’s National Team jerseys leaked for 2010 World Cup. Wrote an article way too long about them: http://tr.im/FpaD

I’ve been drinking Starbucks tea after taking a year off. I feel like we’re having an illicit affair behind Insomnia Cafe’s back.

Hilarious new video on The Onion. Crazy offensive. Nice: http://bit.ly/3KwzHX

1920s-themed bike ride of downtown L.A.’s 1920s architecture on Saturday: http://bit.ly/3MkTQp

Good, I needed content for tonight’s nightmare. Fossil of crocodile ancestor: http://ping.fm/1m0BF

Twitter’s new offices have a DJ: http://bit.ly/2nS4eAr Not as personal as my last temp job’s soundtrack of senile old yelling officemate.

Video of Ireland spokesman calling for a France-Ireland rematch: http://ping.fm/XuBVZ