Maybe if I write my next script in Movie Magic instead of Final Draft it will sell?

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Super Bowl tickets are $1,800 on StubHub. What bothers me is the $10 processing fee they tack on.

This is how I look when I go to college parties: http://ping.fm/2urCf

This whole work thing is exhausted. Anyone want to buy a script about ugly Alaskan strippers? $500…$495…A compliment.

Monumental Food Industry Books Have Motivated Me To Give Unhealthy Foods Really Dirty Looks: http://tr.im/L2NU

Do Foreign Umbrella Salesmen in New York Always Yell At You Because They Don’t Have a Word for Umbrella? http://tr.im/KOWC

Lights are glaring off my glass desk at work. Anyone have some football player eye black grease I can borrow?

Number of open Firefox tabs vs. early hour in the morning lets me know how much of I mess I am that day. I’m up to 15 and it’s 11 AM. Ugh.

Shouldn’t Jackie Chan have English down by now? http://tr.im/KvA9 Click the links in the article as well.

And yes I’m aware my work profile is a mid-30s housewife struggling with body issues. She’s big boned, OK?